more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
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i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
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Smeared Skies by Matt Molloy
Matt busted out into the art scene with his smeared sky photos. Stacking 100 to 200 photos into one, he gave a new way to enjoy the view above us.
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if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
(via wattup)
i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINIt’s the Moon Moon of the sea
Swim Swim
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Mary, I live in MAINE. I love heart to hearts, weeds, breaking bad, binges, fun music, tattoos, piercings, coffee, and car rides. I'm a singer, student, friend, etc. I love a good story, and especially a good mind to tell it. I'm a simple ordinary being with a not so simple mind.
